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September 29, 2004

祝:NIKITA創刊

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日曜日の深夜につくっていた「栗のケーキ」が食べごろなので、生クリームと共に食す。もちろん、邪道だと言われようが、アールグレイのミルクティーと共に。このベルガモットの香りとミルクのハーモニーは、とてもやめられない。

そんなミルクティーを飲みながら、例のものを読んでみる。そう、今日は女性向けの「LEON」と言える「NIKITA」の創刊日。あの「モテるオヤヂ」トークがどうなるのか? それが知りたいがために、昼休みを使って買いに行ったのだ。

まず、表紙のサブタイトルからして、すごい。

あなたに必要なのは”若さ”じゃなくて”テクニック”
脱「若作り」、脱「無難」!! モテる艶女(アデージョ)は「テクニック」で

いやぁ、きました! もし北方謙三が二丁目にいたら、こうなるのか。オンナ版「試みの地平線」。そんなただならぬ雰囲気をビンビン出している。
特に秀逸なのが、艶女と書いて「アデージョ」。LEONと同じく、イケてるイタリアオンナを理想にかかげ、イタリア語っぽい(?)造語が炸裂。コムスメとは「艶やかさ」で勝ちにいくという決意、そして戦略が見え隠れする。ちなみに、艶やかは「あてやか(貴やか)」からきているので、高貴さ(=プライド)は失ってないことを行間に滲みだしたいのだろう。

ページをめくっていくと、個性的なコトバが続々と登場。

「艶男」 = アデオス (オスって...)
「艶尻」 = アデジリ (細すぎるのは色気がない。曲線美!)
「乳間ネックレス」 = ニュウカン (長めのネックレスで、オトコの視線を自然と乳に誘導)
「派手女」 = ハデージョ (流行りのヒョウ柄のもろ出しは、ハデージョ。艶女はちらヒョウで)
「三所攻め」 = ミトコロゼメ (目・唇・眉を極めるラインメイク、らしい)
......

もう、ツッコミどころ満載でさすがです、ハイ。期待の裏切らなさは、新明解に匹敵するものがある。コスメ関係の記事も One and Only な感じ。ナチュラルメイクなんのその、「手数とケバさは比例しない」と一刀両断。グロスのリップにいたっては、【エログロス唇】と称し、「マネしちゃいけないメイク法のひとつ」と斬りまくり。井川遥のぷるるんリップも、艶女にかかれば、

「もしや、天ぷら食べた後なの?」

の一言で片付けられる。グロス天ぷら斬り、残念!

にしても、このような雑誌が創刊されるということは、経験と財力をもって夜遊びに興じる女性人口が増えたということで、すごく喜ばしいことだと思う。そりゃ、SEX and the City も流行るわけだ。
男女を問わず、欲望に忠実な人というのは、わたし的には好感度が高い。時代はオープンソース、隠す苦労より見せる勇気を。そんな艶女がたくさん街に出てくるようになれば、オトコも変わるだろう。環境ホルモンでメス化してる場合じゃないぞ、男性諸君。

といったところで、今日のシメは一番心に残ったこのコトバで。

「昼の聖女も、夜には艶女(アデージョ)。」

わたしは、そんな NIKITA を応援します。

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いいっすねェ、NIKITA!バカドリルみたいですね。
「三所攻め」はヤバい。。

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